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Palin On FOX: 5 Better Alternatives

12 Jan


Fox news’ dumbest yet most predictable move towards the complete obliteration of journalistic integrity comes with their decision to feature former Alaskan governor and VP candidate Sarah Palin as a regular contributor on the ‘news’ network.

Here are five smarter decisions Fox should have made instead:

5. hiring a monkey as a contributor. The Japanese do this often and it would not ruin the ‘integrity’ of Fox news in the least. Heck, it would probably heighten it. At least monkeys don’t hold opinions. Continue reading

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